There are three criminals waiting to be interrogated.

The first one is an English man with a dull face.  After one hour he came out.  The other two asked him, "Had you confessed?"  "Yes," he said with pride, "but I had endured for one hour!"

The second one is a Germen with moustache.  After two hours he came out.  The other two asked him, "Had you confessed?"  "Yes," he said with downcasted eyes, "but I had endured for two hours!"

The last one is an Italian with a terrible trembling.   No one had hoped on him.  After three hour, he came out. "Had you confessed?"  "No," he said! "Because they tied up my hands all the time, I couldn't say a word!"
(When Italians talk, normally they can't help to move their hands excitedly)

Date: May 3rd, 2000
Contributing Member: Wen-Wen from Italy

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